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This usually takes between four to six weeks to complete. Sad to report, Ralph, a nine year old Humboldt penguin, lost all of his feathers in one day, exposing his pale pink skin to the sun. So to protect him, Ralph's keepers made him a wetsuit out of the leg of an adult wetsuit donated by a member of the staff at Marwell Zoo in Hampshire, England. Oct 04,  · Sir Nils Olaf, a penguin who lives at Edinburgh Zoo, is a sergeant in the Norwegian army and has a knighthood. What a cool penguin! We've got jokes so cool, you can't help but pen-grin!

This is a joke someone told me called the penguin story A penguin is driving down the road when he hears a weird sound coming from his car so he starts looking around for a mechanic shop. Eventually he finds one and pulls his car in to the parking lot. He goes to the lobby where the mechanic is. A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!".

Penguin Jokes If you’re looking for a great collection of jokes about penguins, then you’ve found it! These funny penguin jokes sure can come in handy for parents, teachers and zoo keepers – and they are safe for children of all ages.